The Team

Kara
a.k.a. La Preguntona
a.k.a. The Human GPS

Skills

  • infallible sense of direction
  • ability to argue in Spanish for extended periods of time
  • can text over 80 words-per-minute

Languages

  • Spanish (fluent)
  • English (fluent)
  • Thinks she knows Mandarin

Brad
a.k.a. El Toro
a.k.a. Brad cómo Brad Pitt

Skills

  • never loses keys, important papers or money
  • undetectable “clueless gringo” disguise
  • 6′ height towers over the average Latino

Languages

  • English (including surfer, ebonics and Midwestern)
  • HTML
  • Love, The International Language of